Total Medals Earned: 2,385 (From 481 different games.) Total Medal Score: 36,265 Points
Medals Earned: 5/11 (95/355 points)
First Flight Mode
Used umbrella 30 times
100 crystals collected
5 bonuses per fly collected
33% of levels completed
10 walls broken with head
Unbelievable speed!
Total play time is 20 minutes
66% of levels completed
300 crystals collected
The rainbow has been returned to its rightful place
Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/805 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (130/130 points)
You've added an extra choice!
Medals Earned: 8/10 (40/115 points)
Find the clue...
What a clever "War and Peace" joke....
That seems like a lot....
killing Indians...
Maybe it was less of a birthmark and more of a stain?
The Unknown Olympic Sport.
shake shake shake
They are pretty HIGH up there..... Kinda tall I guess...
Secret
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/285 points)
Finish the game somehow!
Poop yourself 20 times or less!
Poop yourself 10 times or less!
Dont poop yourself! *Dont expect to unlock this medal! *
Poop yourself 5 times or less!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
make 10 frags
25 body bags
50 grams of processed meat
75 bodies disposed of in acid
100 crying babies
Medals Earned: 3/13 (30/490 points)
Collect 1 concept art.
Defeat 5 enemies.
Collect 1 sound track.
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Collect all concept art.
Complete half of the game.
Defeat 30 enemies.
Collect all sound tracks.
Watch all cinematics.
Complete the game.
Defeat 80 enemies.
Collect all Red Orbs.
Complete the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/240 points)
Check out sandbox mode!
Get an overall score of 2000+ in Easy mode!
Read the extraordinarily interesting instructions!
Get an overall score of 2400+ on Normal mode!
Get an overall score of 2400+ on Hard mode!
Score 1000 in one attempt, in any mode!
Score 1000 in one attempt, on Hard mode!
Get an overall score of 2700+ on Hard mode!
Medals Earned: 4/32 (40/500 points)
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Time paid life's bill.
A classic for bidding!
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/385 points)
Collect your first powerup
Complete the first area
Complete the automap
Enter the labyrinth
Complete the second area
Complete the third area
Beat the game
Complete the forth area
Collect all of the powerups
Reach a score of 100.000