AnalogByNature's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[TOME Episode 01]

I found this via Egoraptor's dickish comment, overly-critizing this piece.
Pretty ironic that his first flash's are exactly comprised of everything he was whining about in terms of this flash.
There's nothing wrong with this.
Shading on the characters would have helped, but other than that, there's nothing wrong with this shit.
I'm glad Bangs McGee is gone. For one of NG's top producers, he doesn't need to be raining shit advice on others, not at least in the same words he used. Really disrespectful, and blatantly disingenuous.

[Solange VS Jay Z (Pokémo]

I hate it when people tell me to subscribe to shit.
So just subscribe to my shit.

[Greener Grass]

Great dynamics here.
The only thing I'd perfect, would be the keyframes. The movements show a lack of controlled inbetweens. It's a great animated short, though. So if those complaints weren't there, this would be AA stuff. It's pretty darn good, Steve! Near perfecto.
Apply at the big studios. I'm sure you could wrangle something up.

SteveRoberts responds:

Thanks a lot! I would have liked to have spent more time on the animation, but time constraints meant I didn't have much time for refinement. :/ Had problems with the rigging stage, so it gave me a couple of weeks less than i planned. AHWELL. Cheers for the review, much appreciated. :D

[The Uber Party]

Motherfalkner, you missed Pico Day, what are you, retradurd?
Nice job on this. It really is too bad you missed it, though. This would have at least been mentioned by Lord Fulp himself, if not one of the top runners-up.
You should hang onto the assets, and just gangbang a whole lotta detail into what you already do have AND animate several more minutes onto it, so that when you upload the newer, bigger, blackerer edition next year, you will bludgeon the competition, and win all the ladies and monies, instantly. I will pray to you every night, so this will happen.

[Don't be Late]

Pretty decent, had a very clear story & message behind it. Art could have been better, but it certainly wasn't awful. Sound was decent.
All in all, an average rating for a decent flash. Pretty fair ground, in my opinion. Looking forward to more from ya, Bork20

Bork20 responds:

Thank you AnalogByNature,
I appreciate your honest message and i look forward to making more for you to enjoy :)

[fdfdfddf]

Not too bad, a few limbs could have been touched up, but there weren't any sounds, or music involved. If you had those in there, it would have given you another star for sure.
Not much of a story here, aside from a girl who loves to cook, tossing together her favourite dish. Still, it was pleasing to look at - tho it's unfinished without audio.

prozure responds:

it's intro for polish dish tv show. They will add sounds by themselves. It's soooo ALPHA animation. ;)

[Bedroom Fight]

I liked the last part

[Aphasia]

very beautiful, although not much happening in terms of direction, or point, but sometimes you don't even need those - they just help the viewer along with the film.
If it wasn't so beautiful, I'd dismiss it as boring, respectfully, but chyeah, it's got its own style, has fluid animation, and captures an atmosphere, invoked along with the emotion I believe you were going for: the sad, lonely, windy/rainy day, as one is isolated in their own room, just wanting to be left alone with zero interruption. I think we can all relate to said experience every now and again.

What I would have liked to have seen, is some form of 'full-circle', which could give the viewer a message by the end. I suppose such message could simply be their own interpretation of the short, but it's easier to throw one in. Don't get me wrong by my criticism, as it's still very much a gorgeous piece. I'd only recommend a bit of plot point writing on your next outing, because this is great what you've displayed so far.

[Google Plus Tube]

I'd like to meet the guy that put a plus beside google and inserted it into youtube, so I can put a fist beside my penis and insert it into his face ass.
Burns my urethra, what they did to youtube. Completely ruined our methods, and better yet - we can no longer access comments, or statistical shit because of it.
Also, I hate the way Gabe Newell's face is all fat and pretentious.

[PONG Gets Personal]

Ah, the greatest Pong flash.
It's too bad I'm late for Trinity's party, though.... I wonder how she looks nowadays?
Would still bang, who am I kidding?